How to Look “Half Decent”: A 10 Step Guide

Step 1: Wake up later than you originally planned

Step 2: Put on those jeans you don’t really like that much, because the ones you do like are in the dirty laundry (Or worse, got torn and are unwearable)
Step 3: Find a plain top to put on top
Step 4: Try to find something pretty to wear over it and fail because the one you liked has a surprise stain when you turn on the light
Step 5: Wear that other thing you have that you don’t like as much with a slightly less noticeable stain
Step 6: Try to wear some kind of bold makeup look, to distract from how “meh” your outfit is. For example, I chose a darker eyeliner than usual. This way peoples comments not just be “hey” with a disapproving look, but “I like your makeup today!” (And if you’re a guy, “I didn’t know you wore makeup…”) Crisis averted. Also, make sure not to cover up those pimples you have with foundation, everyone should see those
Step 7: Try to make your bangs look nice but fail because you have curly hair and your bangs will never obey you even when you try to burn them into submission with a straightener
Step 8: Put on that necklace you wore a lot and those boring earrings
Step 9: Just wear sandals, who cares at this point
Step 10: Avoid looking in mirrors throughout the day as they remind you that you neither look terrible (getting sympathy for lack of sleep) or great (getting compliments for your effort) You’re a solid B-

Bonus tips: If you’re hair is down don’t fully style it. Or simply put it in a messy updo Make sure if you have polish that it’s old and chipped

My mom came to visit me today

*Gets something to drink*



This ought to be enough…


Most of the films I loved and grew up with had Robin Williams in them. I loved him so much as a kid watching Hook, Aladdin, FernGully, and Flubber. When I got older I started watching Mork & Mindy and Dead Poets Society and started to love him even more. It’s sad to think he won’t be making any more films and performing, and especially that he won’t be with his family and friends any more. But he did leave a huge mark on the world that I’m sure will stay for many generations. 
We ain’t never had a friend like you. Rest in Peace Bangarang Robin Williams… 

Most of the films I loved and grew up with had Robin Williams in them. I loved him so much as a kid watching Hook, Aladdin, FernGully, and Flubber. When I got older I started watching Mork & Mindy and Dead Poets Society and started to love him even more. It’s sad to think he won’t be making any more films and performing, and especially that he won’t be with his family and friends any more. But he did leave a huge mark on the world that I’m sure will stay for many generations. 

We ain’t never had a friend like you. Rest in Peace Bangarang Robin Williams… 


Another at home beauty treatment, this one’s for dry or rough skin! Check it out!http://www.kimchikristy.com/2014/08/day-at-home-spa-coffee-scrub.html

Another at home beauty treatment, this one’s for dry or rough skin! Check it out!

http://www.kimchikristy.com/2014/08/day-at-home-spa-coffee-scrub.html


People, what a bunch of bastards.
Roy, The IT Crowd 

I Don’t Procrastinate…

My motivation comes in spurts… Like all week I’ll be lazy but then suddenly I’ll be all productive for a while. 
It’s not procrastination. I like to think of it as “taking a rest between working”


Playing Zeppelin Attack, listening to Escaflowne and the Last Exile OSTs, and drinking a Malibu and Coke. It’s a good night

Playing Zeppelin Attack, listening to Escaflowne and the Last Exile OSTs, and drinking a Malibu and Coke. It’s a good night




Why are dogs always such bathroom creepers? Is it because we watch them do their business that they feel entitled to see us do ours?